Top 10 Halloween Munchies Presented By StonerDays

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Top 10 Halloween Munchies Presented By StonerDays

StonerDays presents the Top 10 Halloween Munchies. Being a stoner means being accustomed to having the munchies. Munchies, the subtle and sometimes aggressive hunger that hits your entire solar plexus. So naturally us seasoned smokers already have our go-to’s on deck, or ready to soar to the store with no list needed. Why is that you might ask? Well because your high, but this mouth watering study should shed some fluorescent light on the subject. Take a look at a pot heads most beloved candies.

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#1- SOUR GUMMY WORMS- A staple in almost everyone’s childhood and a tokers best homie. The tangy crunch of granulated sugar hits your flavor receptors and wakes them the funk up! Very similar to the look and feel of the THC crystals gleaming on the prettiest sativa nug. Once the sour fades you’re left with a sweet chewy treat.

#2- REESE’S CUPS- There might not be a better combination than chocolate and peanut butter… EXCEPT both of these paired together with Mary Jane of course. Going beyond the taste for a second the economics make sense; butter cups are thick, creamy, and somewhat filling. Cop yourself a king size and you might find yourself satisfied and skipping that extra trip to the 7/11… more cash for Garcia Vegas to start the process from scratch.

#3- MARSHMALLOW PEEPS- Multi-Colored and ready to brighten your day with soft pillow like goodness, it’s the unforgettable Marshmallow Peeps; and they’ve earned they’re spot on this list. These goofy, gooey, pastel pals are perfect for any get high session.Don’t make the mistake of limiting these sweet treats to only decorative baskets. Bong rips become a bridge between stoner and peep as you witness your munchies fly out of the package and into your soul.

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#4- PIXY STIX- Obviously a pure sugar candy with all the flavors of your favorite Kool-Aid will make you smile as well as exhale a big “OH YEAH”. Straight to the point thinking is preferred when we travel to the moon. Pixies allow you to grab, tear, pour, and enjoy.

Chronic Class On Halloween Munchies

Cannabis Sativa is multi-dimensional almost literally, having many properties and more active ingredients than just THC. One of these being cannabis sugars. Cannabis naturally has a small percentage of sugar within the bud. When we ingest these sweets they have a reaction with these sugars as well as other cannabinoid receptors in your stoned system letting you know these snacks are not only delicious but decadent, not just blueberry but bliss. Depending on your strain of the day your taste buds will dance to the indica, sativa, or hybrid munchies; stoner scientists unite!

#5- JELLY BELLIES- These beans are not the Mexican kind but will jump straight into your belly. Jelly Bellies have been a chronic favorite since the 1860’s. Jelly Bean began manufacturing and pushing for these hand full of happiness to be shipped to the soldiers during the Civil War. Toke up don’t tote guns, munch treats instead of shooting up the streets. Jellies come in multiple flavors and special edition variety bags. Get as faded as you’d like because you’re safe, you’ll never trade your life savings for beans… You’ve already got the best ones!

#6- NERDS- By now we know nerds are awesome and the candy is no exception. Like yin and yang the link and purple pebble like crunch is balanced, giving off mostly sweet and at the same time tangy sensations. Some pour them down their throats all at once. Others suck every ounce of goodness until all that remains are the tiny translucent nuggets and memories.

#7- HARIBO GUMMY BEARS- Purchasing a bag of these bears and a bag of Kush simultaneously is second nature. The perfect representation of Candy Land meets Willy Wonkas trippy factory come to life and in your loft. Gummy bears sing and scream on the way down as you smile in a Nirvana like high state. Munchies that catch your eye while captivating your tounge sensors.

#8- CRISPY M&MS- A rare delicacy that’s hard to spot on the shelves these days, but worth the extra detective work. M&Ms are a staple for most chocolate lovers and these crunch with the goodness of Whoppers. Crispy and colorful and all one flavor but far from a monotone bite. It’s no wonder Detroit stoners will loose 2-10 minutes at the grocery search for the family size of this classic.

#9- STARBURSTS- Ganja takes the body and mind to infinity and beyond. Every stoner is their own honorary astronaut, Buzz Light-year in the flesh. Starbursts just by the name take you to foreign nebulas and galaxies of energy. Endlessly juicy and tropical, perfect to take on hikes and beach trips every stoner and their Mama loves Starbursts. It’s one of those rare occasions when you can say every flavor tastes like a dream. Pocket size and ready to party.

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#10- AIR HEADS- We are them and they are us! Stoners, aka Pot heads, aka Air Heads love these harder than we love melted cheese on toast. Air Heads have the possibility of being manipulated into so many combos it’s ridiculous; suck, chew, roll into a ball, hot dog, intertwine flavors, virtually limitless possibilities. The mystery flavor pairs well with any flower, concentrate, or vape choice. Low, exotic fruity notes will carry you to a destination far beyond the cerebral reach.

Stoner Secret Menu

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Stoner Secret Menu

 Have you ever been so hungry from the munchies you could eat a horse? A hippo? An Elephant?

Well Stonerdays does not suggest you eat any of those circus animals but maybe… The Stoner Secret Menu!

Stoner Secret Menu

We set out to find the best secret fast food menu items that money could buy and these are the restaurants what we came up with:

1. In-N-Out:

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  • The Monkey Style (a burger with animal fries in the middle of it)
  • The 4 x 4 (4 beef patties in a burger)
  • The Flying Dutchman (the poor man’s burger: 2 patties, and 2 pieces of cheese, nothing else)
  • The Protein Style Burger (a burger with out a bun, wrapped with a lettuce leaf )
  • The Grilled Cheese
  • The Neapolitan Shake (vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry)
  • The Animal Style Burger (and animal style fries)

2. Del Taco:

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  • The Stoner Burrito (bean and cheese burrito with fries, special sauce and red sauce or green sauce)
  • The Bun Taco (taco filling inside of a bun instead of taco shell)
  • A Cheese Burrito (sour cream, red sauce, no beans)
  • A Combo Cup (ground beef, beans, cheese, and red sauce in a cup with tortillas chips on the side)
  • The Green Bean Machine (an egg and cheese burrito with beans added and green sauce)

3. Jack in the Box:

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  • Sourdough Cheesesteak Melt
  • The Ciabatta Bacon Cheeseburger
  • Grilled Breakfast Sandwich, Loaded
  • Bacon Bacon Cheeseburger (bacon bites and bacon strips)
  • Sourdough Bread (Any Jack in the Box burger or sandwich can be ordered on sourdough)

4. Taco Bell:

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  • The Enchirito (a regular enchilada, stuff it with beef, beans and cheese then finish with diced onions and red sauce)
  • Lava Nachos (Lava sauce on top of nachos)
  • The Superman (cheesy double beef burrito with potatoes, sour cream, guacamole and crispy tortilla strips)
  • A Double Grilled Quesadilla (a quesadilla grilled on the skillet twice, a stoner delight)
  • A Chili Cheese Burrito
  • Cheesaritos (a generous portion of cheese with scallions and taco sauce rolled up in a soft tortilla shell)

5. McDonald’s:

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  • The McGangBang (McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger)
  • The Monster Mac (8 Beef patties)
  • A Pie McFlurry (buy a pie, you can actually have it blended into your McFlurry)
  • A Grilled Cheese on a bun
  • Chicken and Waffles (a McGriddle sandwich with chicken in the middle)
  • Fries with Big Mac Sauce
  • Land Sea and Air Burger (a beef, chicken and fillet-o-fish patty)

6. Burger King:

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  • Frings (Onion rings and french fries together)
  • Suicide Burger (4 beef patties, four slices of cheese, bacon and special sauce)
  • The BK BLT (The classic sandwich fillings in a burger)
  • Veggie Whopper
  • BK Ham and Cheese (served on a hamburger bun with lettuce and tomato)
  • Mustard Whopper
  • BK Club (chicken sandwich with bacon, tomato, cheese and mayo)

7. Arby’s: 

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  • Super Roast Beef Sandwich
  • Bacon Beef n’ Cheddar (the classic Beef ‘n Cheddar with mouth-watering strips of thick-cut pepper bacon)
  • The Ultimate BLT Sandwich
  • Jr. Deluxe
  • Chicken Cordon Bleu Sandwich (chicken breast fillet topped with thinly sliced roast ham, swiss cheese and mayo)
  • Roast Ham & Swiss Sandwich

8. Starbucks

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  • Java Chip Frappuccino (or double chocolate chip if preferred)
  • Turtle Frappuccino
  • Cotton Candy Frappuccino
  • Samoa Cookie Frappuccino
  • Nutella Frappuccino

9. Chipotle

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  • Quesorito (rolled together with any fixings you ask for and wrapped in a cheese quesadilla)
  • Nachos
  • Steak Quesadilla
  • Crispy Chicken Taco’s
  • 1,500 Calorie Super Burrito
  • Taco Salad
  • Single Taco

10. Subway

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  • Pizza Sub (tomato sauce, salami, pepperoni and cheese)
  • The Wing Effect
  • The Old Cut

You really can’t go wrong with any of these stoner munchies. Next time your up late stoned out of your mind with the tummy rumbles, check out the stoners secret menu and you are on your way to a big stoner smile. Wanna show the world your stoner munchies? Send in your pics to [email protected] or click the button below. Thanks for the support. Stay Blazed!

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Munchies

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Stoner Dictionary | Munchies

Munchies: noun 1. extreme increase in appetite when under the influence of marijuana

Example: “Khoi smoked a bowl and got the munchies so bad he ate a gallon of ice cream on the balcony.”

“They say that true potheads stops getting the munchies after a certain point. I mean, the true pothead wouldn’t even say the word munchies. I don’t know what the true pothead would say… ‘munchos’ or ‘hungries’ or something. At any rate, I still love to eat when I’m high. So fuck you if you’re too cool to get hungry when you’re stoned.” Anna Faris said it perfectly in the 2007 stoner comedy Smiley Face when she gets hit by hurricane hungry. When calculating how much you want to spend in your budget for marijuana, you might as well add up the cost for extra groceries as well. The munchies are when you get extremely hungry while you’re stoned.

You begin craving every bit of all of your favorite delicious foods, and all you want to do is eat them by the truckloads.

Usually you can find yourself only wanting snack or junk foods and wanting lots of them. “Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s’mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap’n Crunch with the little Crunch Berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on ’em, with water, whole lotta water and… Funyons” was Jim Breuer’s stoner grocery list in Half Baked. It sounds like you have a serious case of the stoner munchies. Don’t try to fight it, oh no, just continue to stuff your face and forgive yourself for the calories in the morning.

However, sometimes it is good to indulge yourself in some truly delicious fare. While it is hard to fight the need to buy poptarts and Pringles when you pass them in the snack aisle, be patient and treat yourself to a unique and delectable meal that your city has to offer. Try something new and open yourself up to a world of food you have never experienced. There’s nothing like tasting something delicious for the first time, especially when you are blitzed out of your mind. You can also try eating something exotic, maybe from a far off land you have never traveled to, like Vietnamse Pho, Korean BBQ, Japanese Shabu Shabu or the rainbows of Indian curry available. If you are an ambitious stoner, try the modern innovation that we call cooking. Yes, that’s right, cooking. As it does require more effort than pulling up in a drive-thru and shouting at a microphone, the reward is much greater. Get some friends together, spark up a joint, and cook up a delicious (and healthy if possible) meal that will leave everyone stoned, full and happy. Friends who eat together, stay together, especially when your friend is Mary Jane.

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Five Places To Cure The Munchies In Denver

Five Places To Cure The Munchies In Denver | Stoner Blog

If you’re a stoner, you know the munchies. They rear their ugly head whenever you’ve gotten the most comfy on the couch. All of a sudden, you’re craving some insane pizza slices, maybe a heaping burger topped with egg or whatever, or perhaps you just want some good old Mountain Dew and Doritos. Whatever you’re craving, Denver will have a place for it. And since Denver is now one of the biggest marijuana tourism spots in America, we figured we would give you five spots to cure your case of the munchies.

05 Sweet Action Ice Cream

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Yeah, it’s almost summer and even in the Mile High City, it’ll be getting warm soon. In order to prepare for the glorious summer weather, take a trip to Sweet Action Ice Cream. It’s not far from downtown and they have amazing flavors like Cadbury Creme Egg, something that’s sure to cure your munchies!


04 Mellow Mushroom

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Pizza is something that you can never go wrong with when you have the munchies. The Mellow Mushroom has a dope stoner vibe and also won’t break the bank so don’t worry about how your wallet will feel. They have soups, salads, and calzones as well so even if you’re not feeling pizza, you’ll be able to find something that you’ll like.


03 Hapa Sushi

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I know I’m not the only stoner in the world that loves to get baked and eat sushi. Hapa is a place that you’ll definitely want to visit. They even went that extra mile and paired items on their menu with weed related puns. You can’t deny that awesomeness so if you’re in Denver and craving sushi, Hapa is the place that you’ll want to hit.


02 Hey PB&J

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When you’re low on cash and don’t have a lot of food, what’s the one thing on your mind? PB&J. And while you might have trouble finding Hey PB&J in Denver is a delicatessen PB&J food truck that makes an incredible sandwich. They put a spin on the traditional sandwich as well, adding crazy things like coconut, spicy peanut butter, and other amazing additions to a sandwich we all thought we knew.


01 Voodoo Doughnuts

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Based in Oregon originally, Voodoo is a favorite of hipsters and stoners everywhere. This doughnut shop has been a cult classic for years and continues to impress it’s customers. With doughnuts topped with cereals like Captain Crunch and other doughnuts boasting names like Maple Blazer Blunt, there’s no way you can go wrong with a box of Voodoo Doughnuts.

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Stoner Fast Food Faves

Stoner Fast Food Faves

Stoners do try very hard to remain healthy these days. Unfortunately, the allure of the Golden Arches seems to get the best of us sometimes. Fast food is delicious. You really can’t lie about that. Some fast food places are better than others and every stoner has their favorite. While some may prefer greasy french fries, others can’t resist a slice of the greasiest pizza out there. What’s you secret fast food favorite?!

The McDouble

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Even just reading the name makes you pretty hungry, am I right? The McDouble from McDonalds is an amazing stoner food and while may choke out a couple arteries, is worth it every once in a great while. Not only that but they’re super cheap and you basically get two burgers from $1.00!

Pizza

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This is probably the best fast food, considering it’s delivered right to your door as if by some kind of magic (or you know, the driver). Not to mention the plethora of toppings to choose from. These days, that can be anything from the normal pepperoni and cheese to fried pickles and buffalo sauce.

BK French Fries

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These are, by far, some of the best fries in the world. Salty, hot, and extremely delicious, you’re sure to enjoy these while you’re stoned. Just don’t forget to grab a drink if you decide to snag these as a snack. That salt combined with cotton mouth will kill you (Not really, for anyone who thinks that stoners die from consuming fries while stoned).

In-N-Out Burger

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Since these don’t exist on the east coast (at least not anywhere near me), I’ve never had it but the photos I see on Instagram are enough to make anyone want to drive to the next closest state to snag some of those dank looking cheesy fries or massive burgers!

Wendy’s Frosty

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Got cotton mouth? Wendy’s can help with that. Their Frosty drinks are totally a cure for cotton mouth, plus they take the place of a whole meal. Although it’s not exactly the healthiest thing in the world. But at least you’ll get rid of that awful cobweb feeling in your throat!

Do you ave your own special fast food favorite? Let me know so I can make a round two! Email your ideas to [email protected]!

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Top 10 Stoner Snacks

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Top 10 Stoner Snacks | Do it Yourself

Hey there Stoners! Hungry? Got the Munchies?

My guess is YES! And You have come to the right place, we have listed The Top 10 Stoner Snacks | Do it Yourself at Home. These items are cheap and easy to find and are most likely in your kitchen right now as we speak! So go ahead stoners GET STONED and be creative or simply just use this awesome stoner snack food list to satisfy your munchie needs. Stay Blazed!

1. Sliced Cheese, Cream Cheese with Crackers (throw some fresh fruit on your plate to spark the tastebuds)

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2. Peanut Butter, Nutella, and Banana Sandwich (a new look on mom’s old fashioned peanut butter sandwich)

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3. Cookie Dough (roll it up into bite size pieces and drizzle some chocolate on top)

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4. Nancho Cheese Dorritos and Ranch Dressing or Dip (add some chopped cucumbers for a cool refreshing taste)

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5. Ice Cream and Milk or Cereal and Milk or Ice Cream, Milk, and Cereal (soft creaminess & crunchy combined in each bite)

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6. Grilled Cheese Sandwich (get creative; try a slice of tomato inside or some bacon)

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7. Baked Apples, Brown Sugar, and Cinnamon (cook on the stove top or in the oven)

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8. Top Ramen (add some cut veggies, egg or chicken to awaken the flavor)

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9. Fritos and A Can of Refried Beans (mix hot sauce/peppers in the beans for a kick of flavor and sprinkle on cheese for a topper)

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10. Cinnamon Toast (spread butter on a slice of bread, sprinkle cinnamon and sugar on top then boil in the oven/toaster oven)

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Any of theses delicious Top 10 Stoner Snacks | Do it Yourself at Home are guaranteed to satisfy your munchie hunger. Dig in and explore food in a whole different realm, let the high take your taste buds to a whole other level. Smoke, eat and Enjoy!

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