Medicated Wake And Bake Muffins; Stoner Cookbook

Medicated Wake And Bake Muffins; Stoner Cookbook

Some stoners are too busy to wake and bake so preparing an edible in advance is a really good idea! What better way to start your day then with a medicated muffin! These are absolutely delicious and you can make them exactly the way you like them, including blueberry, and you can glaze them. This recipe is just for the muffins, which you can bake and wrap individually so that you have a guaranteed wake and bake every day.

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What You’ll Need;

  • 2 cups milk
  • 2 tablespoon baking powder
  • 1/2 cup melted cannabis butter or cannabis oil
  • 4 cups flour
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 1/3 cup white sugar or lightly packed brown sugar
  • 1 tsp. salt

Start by preheating your oven to 400 degrees and spray two 12-muffin pans with cooking spray. In a large bowl, whisk together the baking powder, salt, and flour. Separately, whisk together the sugar, melted cannabis butter, milk, vanilla, and eggs and then add in the flour mixture until the substance is slightly moist. It should be slightly lumpy, not completely smooth. This is where you should add in the blueberries. You can also add in some strawberries, raspberries, or any other fruit that you like. Divide up the mix in the two muffin pans and place in your preheated oven. Cook them for between 12-15 minutes and be sure to test them with a toothpick to make sure that they’re fully finished. You can wrap them in wax paper and store them in a cool dark place until you’re ready to eat them!

Medicated Wake And Bake Muffins; Stoner Cookbook

Stoner Cookbook; Cannabis Chocolate Chip Vanilla Cookies

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Stoner Cookbook; Cannabis Chocolate Chip Vanilla Cookies

With such an awesome title, how can you not be intrigued as to how to make this amazing holiday treat? It’s medicated, delicious, and can make the perfect addition to a holiday party or as a present. These cookies are your normal medicated chocolate chip cookies but with a twist! Theres vanilla pudding added in as well, giving these cookies a different taste then what most people are used to. This will definitely give you the upper hand at winning who makes the best cannabis cookies!

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What You’ll Need;
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1/4 cup white sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
1 cup canabutter
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 eggs

As always, you first preheat the oven. This recipe calls for the oven to be set to 375 degrees. Grab a mixing bowl and mix in your sugars and the cannabutter, mixing them together well. Add in your eggs, pudding mix, and vanilla. Stir everything together until the mixture is creamy. Mix together the flour and baking soda and gradually add in to the mixing bowl. Stir everything together well (use a mixer if it makes you more comfortable). Then, proceed to stir in the chocolate chips. Measuring them out by the teaspoonful, place the cookies on to an ungreased baking sheet (Or you can grease it with some cannabutter to give the cookies an even stronger effect). Bake the cookies in the preheated oven for about 11 minutes or until they are lightly browned. Allow the cookies to cool before serving and enjoy your new twist on an old favorite!

Stoner Cookbook; Cannabis Chocolate Chip Vanilla Cookies

Stoner Cookbook; Frozen Oreo Heath Snacks

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Stoner Cookbook; Frozen Oreo Heath Snacks

Edibles are always a favorite of stoners everywhere Even better when you can make them yourself!

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Eating your weed is an awesome way to medicate. There’s no gross after taste, no smell, and you can get really high. These Oreo cookie snacks are simple to make and you only need a few things. Being creative as a stoner not only applies to fine arts but to making food as well. Creative stoney masterpieces out of food is a quality that most people don’t possess. Stoners everywhere love to create their own concoctions too! If you ever have any recipes to submit, email them to [email protected]

What You’ll Need;
A package of Oreo cookies
3 Heath bars
1/2 cup Cannabis butter
1/2 gallon of vanilla ice cream
Caramel/Chocolate/Strawberry syrup

After assembling your materials, put your cannabis butter on low (REALLY LOW) heat on the stove the melt it. Take half of your Oreos and crush them up with the half of the Heath bars and add them to the butter. Put the other half of the crumbs on the inside of a 9×13 pan. Cover the crumbs as best as you can with the 1/2 gallon of ice cream. Then, take the butter and crumb mix and coat the top of the ice cream. Take your favorite flavor of syrup and cover the top layer. Stick this whole pan in the freezer and let it freeze. After a few hours, you’ll have a dank treat that will get you extremely baked… And taste so good!

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These treats make a great party favor or possibly just something for a hot summer night. Making delicious edibles is also a great way to impress your friends. A good marijuana cook can make the best dishes “special”. Your friends are sure to always come to you if they want some dank goodies. Who knows, if you’re good enough at baking them, maybe you can start your own edibles business! Not only are edibles a strong high, they’re a great way to medicate for patients that can’t smoke.

Stoner Cookbook; Frozen Oreo Heath Snacks